cyberen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mega Man 5 MILLION]

I never played Megaman

but I know a good flash when I see it. Funny gags, clear drawings and nice music.

[Are You Religious?]

mediocre.

Firstly, I know you're trying to make a joke, but the abrasive author's comments don't exactly encourage people to vote highly. And there are more religions than Christianity. And the tweens and stuff was very poor.

kronzo-h responds:

Sorry, we were feeling stupid, and kind of stoned when we were writing those comments. i hope samuel jackson doenst actually go and kill some people. that would suck.

[Simpsons vs. Dexters Lab.]

pretty grand

the comedic timing was a little off but I like how you added your own humor to the mix! Keep up the good work, okelie dokelie?

[The Clock War: Part III]

it's amazing, indeed.

I love the style and detail you have in this movie. And the message.

[The Count: Raw and Uncut]

pretty nice

the voice was a little soft and the graphics could use some improvement, but otherwise I like the idea! I hope to see more.

[Screaming Mushrooms]

A quite good movie

I liked the comedic timing, the detail and the plot.

here's some things to improve upon:

when you test the movie, make sure there's no blank white parts on screen, the spots are small but it really catches my eye. that's why whenever I make a background, I make sure to cover more than the whole screen.

I see that you changed some of the clocks around, but I can see the old symbols in certain keyframes, so make sure you proofwatch it for any goofs like that, including when the caption said "cranberry".

I'd also suggest finding new voices to add to the speakonia engine, the old variety seems limited after what Strangeclock used.

TremcladClock responds:

This movie was a direct adaptation of "TCOF Screaming Mushrooms", a movie I made a long time ago, basically all I did was change the Glocks into Clocks, I got daily 2nd for 15 minutes of work.

[Wario is Sexy]

Would have been nice to hear the whole song

and maybe a bit more Wario-shakin action, but the moves and pictures go well with the song. Hope you make more stuff like this!

[Edutainment: Canadian Law]

very nice and informative

there definitely needs to be an educational section on NG, this would fit right in. I learned how a law is made in Canada, thanks to your simple explanation and visual aids. What I would suggest is to get rid of the static, which can be done by downloading a program called Audacity, and use the noise removal tool on the speech. This will make it crisp and clean.

[:: Restaurants ::]

give me a fucking break

so you get ice cubes and warm tea together, when in reality, you want cold tea with ice cubes in it.

Listen very carefully...

you put the Ice cubes IN THE TEA and wait.

And if you don't want a birthday song or whatever, don't mention it to them. You could even ask the waiter or waitress not to bring up the song. They're paid to be attentive, courteous and speedy with your food, and all you do is nitpick about things that no sane person would have a problem dealing with at all.

And the idea to pay according to how satisfied you are is a horrible idea, because then everyone will be as critical and nitpicky as you and run the restaurant out of buisness. Maybe if you lived somewhere like germany where the tip is included in the bill, you'd have something to complain about, but here the tip is optional and it encourages those who work ALL DAY FOR YOU to do a good job and make sure you're happy. Foamy first says a little disclaimer of his own at how much he enjoys eating out and whatever, and although that's fair, it seems to weaken his argument considering it's the second disclaimer in the flash so far. I think you just mentioned that some restaurants are great and whatever because your argument is so petty that it doesn't even apply to the majority of dining experiences anyone has had. And even the annoying minority, these things that irritate you, NOBODY CARES ABOUT. Normal people can laugh things off. You just need to find something to nitpick about so you can continue this crappy flash series.

Oh...the movie? Same old foamy, so the scores are as follows.

[rtil's trad animation '06]

amazing

I can see why you wanted to show this stuff, it's really impressive. All I can say is that I envy you, and I hope your talents grow in flash as well.