cyberen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Captain Capitalism]

how do we know which ones are dirty?

well you can't say shit, fuck, dick, ass, cock, pussy, cum, twat, tit or god damn.

[Kanye West: Hurricane]

a 2 is generous for you

graphics: 4, someone talking without lip-synch and moving his arms in front of a slideshow

style: 2, like all your other flashes.

sound: 2, just one guy talking.

violence: 0. no violence.

interactivity: 1, a start button.

humor: 0, I didn't even crack a smile.

overall: 2, this wasn't funny, you seem to have a hatred for anyone who speaks out against president bush (except yourself) so you overexaggerate their actions by portraying them as if they're looney. You are the looney one sir, and this could barely pass as a joke. I know you won't respond to my review anyways, I guess you're just too busy jacking it to those teenage porn websites who sponsor you.

The-WalrusZ responds:

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[Foamy in "Internet Date"]

pretty good

Its pathetic how the foamy fans put zeroes in all of the categories and tried to blam your work. In terms of parodies, this is better animated than anything Illwillpress has done. The foamy fans are just whiny cunts. So lets look at the categories, shall we?

graphics: 6 because they're better than normal and you actually drew frame by frame.
style: 9 because you actually drew foamy in your own cartoony style and used more than one background, unlike Illwillpress.
sound: 10, the sounds worked perfectly and the music was fitting.
violence: a 2 for off screen violent rape at the end.
interactivity: one for each button.
humor: an 8 because it is rather amusing.
overall: a 7, because its not the best flash in the world, but what you did, you did well.

notice how there's no "personal reaction" category, you foamy loving idiots. That's because you're supposed to rate it on the quality, not how steamed you got that your pathetic icon was shown in a less than appealing light. Read the rules and get a sense of humor.

Frankiedaman responds:

Thanks man!

Saberpower, Dreggo, Spaceinvaderz, yourstotake...and all you other Foamy Fanboys out there. You just got pwned by Cyberen :D I really couldn't have put it better myself.

[DailyTune09072005]

you are all suckers

you'll fifen anything with foamy on it, you squirrel-loving imbeciles.

[-Karma Police-]

this is your first flash, so here's some advice.

firstly, be sure to delete extra lines that don't form part of the shape, so it doesn't look sketchy. Also, be sure to use groups if you want to place a simple drawing behind another one and not have them mix and mess up each other. I'd also reccomend keeping the fill tool to not fill gaps, so you'll be encouraged to make the lines connect. In terms of rain, have the drops be straight lines going in one direction. Also, in terms of mouth movement, it's best if you do it frame-by-frame.

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

an average episode with some tweaks.

notice how I'm rating on the quality of the flash. The sound was usual, the graphics a little better, the style the same and the humor excessively dry. To make a comment about the message: although all your credibility was destroyed when you accused Michael Moore of being a moron, this was rather entertaining. Scientology is indeed wacky, however all other religions have equally complicated and absurd creation myths. But I bet you're one of them, so to you making a flash about the absurdity of all religions would offend yourself. Have you run out of people to make fun of, though? Surely many idiots still exist, some perhaps not as famous. If all else fails, I'm sure a YAAFM about yourself would be hilarious.