cyberen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[End of the World!]

pretty good

I don't mind that it has clocks in it, the concept is funny and original.

ShitlordCentral responds:

Haha, cool! Good to see a bit of maturity here and there.
I'll make the next one pretty.

[Kanye West: Hurricane]

a 2 is generous for you

graphics: 4, someone talking without lip-synch and moving his arms in front of a slideshow

style: 2, like all your other flashes.

sound: 2, just one guy talking.

violence: 0. no violence.

interactivity: 1, a start button.

humor: 0, I didn't even crack a smile.

overall: 2, this wasn't funny, you seem to have a hatred for anyone who speaks out against president bush (except yourself) so you overexaggerate their actions by portraying them as if they're looney. You are the looney one sir, and this could barely pass as a joke. I know you won't respond to my review anyways, I guess you're just too busy jacking it to those teenage porn websites who sponsor you.

The-WalrusZ responds:

response

[Foamy in "Internet Date"]

pretty good

Its pathetic how the foamy fans put zeroes in all of the categories and tried to blam your work. In terms of parodies, this is better animated than anything Illwillpress has done. The foamy fans are just whiny cunts. So lets look at the categories, shall we?

graphics: 6 because they're better than normal and you actually drew frame by frame.
style: 9 because you actually drew foamy in your own cartoony style and used more than one background, unlike Illwillpress.
sound: 10, the sounds worked perfectly and the music was fitting.
violence: a 2 for off screen violent rape at the end.
interactivity: one for each button.
humor: an 8 because it is rather amusing.
overall: a 7, because its not the best flash in the world, but what you did, you did well.

notice how there's no "personal reaction" category, you foamy loving idiots. That's because you're supposed to rate it on the quality, not how steamed you got that your pathetic icon was shown in a less than appealing light. Read the rules and get a sense of humor.

Frankiedaman responds:

Thanks man!

Saberpower, Dreggo, Spaceinvaderz, yourstotake...and all you other Foamy Fanboys out there. You just got pwned by Cyberen :D I really couldn't have put it better myself.

[Willdolf's Rant]

cannibus clock!

your Foamy bashing stuff is endlessly entertaining. Let's make a collab sometime, it would be an honor.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

why sir I would love to colab with you. But there leaves one problem, my computer with flash has broken and I must work up some money to get a new one. Contact me on aim or email me at [e-mail] if your serious about it.

[Mario's Jump In (HR)]

nice movie, however.

Learn to credit the people who make the music in your movies! That first song was composed by Dr. Fruitcake and it peeves me when people use work without credit! And I bet you didn't credit the guy who made the Waluigi sprites either.

Cream-E responds:

The people I didn't credit, couldn't give a damn about my movie. No Audio composer is going to watch this and be like "omfg i want credit". Get your priorities streight.

[A Three Headed Rolf.]

A Three-Headed Rolf!

A Three-Headed Rolf!

HandheldGameClock responds:

A Three Headed Rolf!

[Peter Jennings Tribute]

he's just a news anchor

get over it.

Sukakk responds:

no

[Happy Couple]

you have potential.

here are some things I would improve.

1. for things that aren't going to move seperately, flatten them and put them together. with the thoughts fading in and out, it won't look as bad if you flatten all of it together so it doesn't look weird.
2. add some sound effects.
3. I get the joke, some others may laugh at it, but I'd suggest sneaking in another gag just in case.

InProgress responds:

ok thank you for the tips. :)

[NG Parodies 3 Teaser]

I'd like to see more parodies

of the following things:
sprite movies that are poorly mashed together
clay movies that are boring and everyone sounds the same
numa numa
YAAFM (you're a fucking moron)
clock crew or other associated flashes that pass just because of mass voting
flash movies that are just a video pasted in it.
flash movies where everyone is in the same profile position and animation is only done with tweening of limbs.
endless unamusing loops (sometimes seizure-inducing)

thanks.

XxShadowMasterxX responds:

1.sprite movies that are poorly mashed together
Now that someone said it, I will add it

2.clay movies that are boring and everyone sounds the same
I'll have to buy some play doo lol

3.numa numa

in the first flash I made NG parodies 1

4.YAAFM
i remember that.. lol

5.clock crew or other associated flashes that pass just because of mass voting

I wasn't gonna do another one (cause i did one in #2) but its gonna happen

6.flash movies that are just a video pasted in it.

In NG parodies 2

7.flash movies where everyone is in the same profile position and animation is only done with

in either #1 or #2 but its in one

8.endless unamusing loops (sometimes seizure-inducing)
in both #1 and #2 lol

thank for your request.. :D

[Frame By Frame By Frame]

i admire your dilligence

however if you have the patience for something like this why not try a frame-by frame animation with a story?

Jovatov responds:

I wanted to know if I could even pull of a frame by frame, now I know I can, I'll surely make one with a story.