cyberen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

listen...

venting your angry misunderstood thoughts using a cartoon squirrel as a mouthpiece will work on the easily duped, but not on me. Either keep this stuff in your diary or expect people like me to keep blamming your stuff like this.

[Foamy Fan Mail 6]

please stop

graphics: 0. three layers, one symbol of a pissed off mammal.

sound: 0: cause it's the same looping background music and grating pitched up voice. Damn.

interactivity: 1. one button.

humor: 0. it didnt make me smile or smirk once. The only entertaiment I got was imagining all the ruthless things I could say in this review.

style: 1. cause we've seen this jhonen vasquez rip off style before, except worse cause you didn't bother to make a mouth.

violence: 0. if there was a "kill foamy" mini-game, I would have rated this much higher.

overall: 0. you need to keep these cartoons to yourself, preferably on your own website that you beg everyone to go to, so the rest of these flash artists don't have to constantly be upstaged by your overhyped crap.

[Cletus the Fetus ep 45]

animation? what animation?

to keep my message from being redundant I'll only review one of these movies. I don't get this series. That's just from my humor standpoint, but the biggest complaint I'd have is the animation. it's literally worse than "the spirit of christmas" Matt and Trey made. I'd like to see some actual movement for a change.

[Banana Fingers EP. 3]

aha aha

this is charming, unique and funny at the same time. thank you for this gem of a flash.

[Butterfly-ddr-song]

nice song, random images

I know how hard it is to synch images to an entire song, but I didn't like the simple use of rainbow and horizon blends, or poorly mixed gifs. I do like the song though, and see the effort you put into it.